Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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