so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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