I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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