Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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