Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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