Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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