If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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