Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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