that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
We need to rekindle our bromance
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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