Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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