I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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