I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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