Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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