so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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