In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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