Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Randomize
