do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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