i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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