Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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