you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
50% drunk capacity currently
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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