So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Randomize
