Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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