I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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