What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Acid is not a monday night drug
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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