Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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