sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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