If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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