dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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