i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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