that's an acceptable place to lick
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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