And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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