Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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