is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I got inside last night via doggy door
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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