Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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