go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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