I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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