Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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