i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I wish you could order shots online.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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