Well douche your snatch and let's go!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
