I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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