why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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