The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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