Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
where am i from again
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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