they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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