Need sex. Gaining weight.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You ate ashes out of my bong
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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