If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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