Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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