I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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