We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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