I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
soo... how was my night?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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