I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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