He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
my sisters under your porch take her home
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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