physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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