fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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