So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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