Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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