She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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