i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She announced her abortion via fbk
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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