Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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