Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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