Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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