whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
