is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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